Horoscope husbands

Men are almost all so cute when they take care, and only the appearance of a stamp in the passport, as a click, reveals their true nature. In general, who forewarned is armed. Read and know what you doom yourself to.


(March 21 - April 20)

Aries (March 21 - April 20)

He is always aware of all the affairs of his wife and knows very well when to learn to drive a car, and when to meet with her friends. And to argue with him is useless: he said, and the point. Why argue with him? He will produce a mammoth, he will score a nail on the first (fifth, eighth) requirement, he will not forget to congratulate his mother-in-law on March 8. So what, that he has work in the first place, friends - in the second, a hobby - in the third, and the spouse with the kids somewhere between hobbies and a beloved canary.


(April 21 - May 20)

Taurus (April 21 - May 20)

It is economic to a disgrace, all the time something builds and saws, and including the wife. He brings money regularly: “There you are, dear spouse, a hundred bucks for a month, try not to get out of the budget,” and lays the rest in a bowl for “lofty goals.” However, they are really high - training of offspring, a bigger apartment, a family voyage, and, well, pepper, a comfortable old age.True, there’s nothing to talk about with him, such as talking about money and savings quickly become boring.


(May 21 - June 21)

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Of course, he is charming, she is loved by her mother-in-law, girlfriends of the wife and neighbors of any age, he makes presents for his wife (when he has already bought everything for his beloved one), he is bursting incessantly. That's just in the home from him, except for harm, no good, for everything clings, but does not bring anything to mind. “Honey, I’ll build a dream house for you!” He says, and he is making repairs. Yeah, well, the apartment is in ruins, the instrument is lying around even in the bedroom, a light bulb without a lampshade is lonely on the ceiling, but the door mat is beautifully lying.


(June 22 - July 22)

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

He loves his wife, happily nurses with offspring and bears children as much as possible (although what are we talking about? Even if everything is bad with money, it still breeds, he had dreamed of a big family since childhood). He does not hesitate to wash the dishes, he boldly stays with the heirs of five days old, knows how to cook porridge and change diapers. He is proud of his family, tries not to part with it for a long time, all holidays are at home, even if at work he has a job, fire and flood. Sentimental and gentle.

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(July 23 - August 22)

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

He is a pomegranate in a gift box.You never know when it will explode and what happens as a result - bright fireworks, a handful of confetti or a nightmare and destruction. The main thing is to immediately decide what to react to: generosity, no boredom and good sex, or short temper, aggressiveness and inability to take life seriously. And, by the way, “the hedgehog is a proud bird, until you kick it, it will not fly,” so you need to kick it in everything related to life, and then praise, praise and praise again.


(August 23 - September 22)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

He is itching and itching, correcting his wife in everything, because somewhere he has read something, imbued himself and now knows how to be “absolutely right”. And he firmly believes that the precepts are more important than the daily bread, and there should be an ideal order at home, even if there is nothing to eat in the refrigerator. He, of course, can spend the day and spend the night at work, but not to bring his wife an extra penny, but to prevent the very order he is obsessed with himself. And what is very convenient: I gave the control, I washed off, I came and checked it.


(September 23 - October 22)

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

He is a gutta-percha husband. I want romance - please, you need to speak out and ponder - listen and sympathize, need help around the house - put it to the sink, stove, cradle or given a hammer in your hands and, most importantly, do not forget to lead.But on his own initiative, he only organizes gifts and purchases holidays, and he also drags his wife for shopping, where, under the specious pretext of “renewing her wardrobe for his wife”, she buys cufflinks, ties and hats.


(October 23 - November 21)

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

He is passionate, but uncomfortable. His cockroaches constantly celebrate something in his head, and his wife gets sullen glances, self-digging attacks, sometimes insomnia and anxiety at night, while the spouse somewhere satisfies his need for adrenaline rush. But if he bothers to make a gift, then he must be luxurious, if he undertakes to experiment in bed, he will certainly bring his wife to an unconscious orgasm, and if someone ran into household members, he would simply strangle the offender.


(November 22 - December 21)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

A kind of sun: it shines, now hides behind a cloud, then disappears altogether from the horizon of the wife for an indefinite time. Leashes and restrictions do not tolerate in any form, loves to drag motley companies home and arrange alcoholic or intellectual orgies. Sibling brings up by example, often negative. With the last money, he can buy a bouquet for his wife or something for his hobby, but then he will dodge and find the means to use the refrigerator.


(December 22 - January 19)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

For a long time, he believes that the woman who will make him marry has not been born yet, but if he acquires a ring on his finger, it will be forever. Reliable, like a rock, and just as unmovable, stubborn, stern, you can't play with him, and pink snot is not his role. In everyday life it is unpretentious until the chief comes to visit him, then it begins: to whiten the ceiling, to buy a bucket of black caviar - to ensure, therefore, presentable. But on the tights he did not interrogate the money.


(January 20 - February 18)

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

He is a couch dweller. Lies, makes grandiose plans, dreams of capturing the world. And let him lie, less harmless from him, because if you lift and shake it, then you can safely run to the ends of the world - indefatigable enthusiasm and the desire to do everything using innovative methods turn the performance of basic household tasks into an extreme show for strong nerves of individuals, and cleaning then for a week. But with him you can not bother with pickles and ironing shirts.


(February 19 - March 20)

Fish (February 19 - March 20)

Is drifting; does everything, but only after a powerful stimulating Pendel; adores when they mess with him and babysit. Sometimes he imagines himself to be a shark and starts demanding something, snapping his teeth threateningly.It is easy to cope with this - a piece of food (beautifully served and boneless), a gentle smack on the nose, a couple of compliments ... and a phlegmatic veil of the tail again. Moderately romantic, selfish in sex; but sweet, and his presence causes unmarried friends of his wife unhealthy envy.